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" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "

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" This girl just kept staring at me, and I was like, 'What in the world is wrong with her?' That's when I knew, this YouTube thing is something. "

" I'm known for being silly and fun and lighthearted. "

" My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times. "

" Parents today are self-absorbed. They don't care what anyone thinks or even what their children think. There is less focus on discipline, integrity, boundaries, fairness, honesty and spirituality. "

" Parenting is not giving your child everything they want. Parenting is not being your child's friend. Parenting is about preparing your child to be a useful and respectful person in society. "

" So many times I should've stopped or could've stopped and didn't stop... So many kinds of people can get depressed and sad, and you know what? Everyone has that talent, that gift. "

" You know, 'You should have frozen your eggs at 20.' Well, who's thinking about that at 20? "

" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "

" Everything isn't just gonna be okay. It doesn't just have to be good. "

" It'd be nice if people consider me somewhat of an ambassador. "

" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "

" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "

" A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever. "

" My momma says whenever you go to somebody's house, you have to give them something. Don't come empty-handed. "

" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "

" Those that don't know that I've gone through so many IVF treatments, and I've gone through six cycles to get this child, that's on its way via surrogate, biological child - and it's been great. "

" How can we bridge the gap between... African-American males and white cops? "

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" If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and be on time! You never know who you're talking to - the waitress today could be the producer tomorrow, so it pays to be kind to everyone. "

" Security doesn't know who us YouTubers are, but they know who Justin Bieber is. "

" If I had to go back to something, I would go back to the 'Victory Tour' of the Jacksons, because I love me some Michael Jackson. I'd get my one glove, and my high water pants on, and my sparkly socks and black loafers. "

" Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also. "

" Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree! "

" Voting is super important, and your vote counts. "

" I was watching TV, and there was a girl acting a fool. And I was like, 'I could do that.' "

" My goal is to keep the child alive. Once she starts talking, I'll listen, but I know that I'll need to join some mommy groups and ask people for help. "

" Kids do their own thing. We let them be real kids. You get an immediate response - if they don't like the music, they don't do it. "

" Learn to cook. The way to someone's heart is through their stomach, whether for a friend or a significant other. "