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" A lot of people have been asking me questions about IVF and surrogacy, and I'm glad that I can be a mouthpiece to that. "
GloZell
Me
Asking
I Can
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" Sometimes she wants her pacifier, and other times, she doesn't even want it near her. She's very strong and determined. She's always trying to stand, and she was born with her eyes open, so she's ready to go. "
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She
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" Appreciate your body now. One day, you'll look back and regret all the time you wasted worrying about not looking perfect, because you were perfect the whole time. "
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Day
Looking
" My childhood ambition was to become a Tooth Fairy. And I do talk about that in my book 'Is You Okay.' My mama always told me to say I wanted to be a corporate lawyer, and today I am much closer to being a Tooth Fairy than I ever was a Corporate Lawyer... so hah hah hah hah. "
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" I'm so thankful that there are people willing to do that - to actually carry a child nine months for someone. "
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" Someone is always taking a video of me or snapping a photo. "
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" What I hear is that people think of me as their cousin or their sister or somebody they want to hang out with. "
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" I do believe that O'Zell needs a sibling. She needs to have someone to play with. "
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" If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and be on time! You never know who you're talking to - the waitress today could be the producer tomorrow, so it pays to be kind to everyone. "
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Knowledge
Today
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" My biggest challenges when I first started out were not having a computer or camera or Wi-Fi! The computer and the camera had to be borrowed, and there were times that I used the computer at the library, and I literally sat outside people's houses to steal their Internet connections. "
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Library
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" I'm really excited about working with Bunim/Murray and PB&J to unleash the power of 'GloBugz' on the universe. "
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" I feel like I'm going to be like the ghetto 'Gilmore Girls' because I feel like this child is going to be more mature than I am because just look at me! "
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" Computers shouldn't be parents, but they are. Please, spend time with your kids. If you don't want to, then I don't want to. It might hurt you to discipline your offspring, but it saves the child from being disciplined later by someone less forgiving. Like a criminal court judge. If you don't spank your child, someone else will. "
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Time
Hurt
Discipline
" This girl just kept staring at me, and I was like, 'What in the world is wrong with her?' That's when I knew, this YouTube thing is something. "
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Wrong
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" My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny. "
GloZell
People
Tree
Funny
" Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get stuff done! I've been a zombie. "
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Done
Baby
Everyone
" I'm usually - I'm working by myself. "
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Myself
Working
" Let's see... Rihanna! Work, work, work, work, work, work; OK, what? How much work does it take to move your behind, honey? I don't understand the job situation you're going through. "
GloZell
Situation
See
Job
" My mom told me, 'Make sure you do everything you want to do before you have kids.' So that's what I was doing. But biologically, the body is just like, 'Well, you should have done it.' "
GloZell
Done
You
Mom
" Hello this is Glozell! Is you OK? Is you? Good, cause I wanted to know! "
GloZell
You
OK
Good
" Most doctors want to keep their success rates high, so they'd rather deal with someone who is younger, who has healthier eggs and more of them. "
GloZell
Someone
Want
Eggs
" A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever. "
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Falling
You
Tree
" My goal is to keep the child alive. Once she starts talking, I'll listen, but I know that I'll need to join some mommy groups and ask people for help. "
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Child
Goal
Know
" Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also. "
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You
Time
Take
" Today's new age parenting guarantees you'll hear children screaming, whining, and begging for items and attention in an airplane, store or any other public place. "
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Place
" It can get discouraging - 'Oh, it didn't work,' or, 'Oh, I lost the baby,' or, 'I can't do this again.' You can. And when you get the kid, you'll be happy that you did. But it's a very painful process for a lot of people. You just have to figure out how it's gonna get done. "
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" If I had to go back to something, I would go back to the 'Victory Tour' of the Jacksons, because I love me some Michael Jackson. I'd get my one glove, and my high water pants on, and my sparkly socks and black loafers. "
GloZell
Water
Victory
Me
" Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree! "
GloZell
Black
Agree
Best
" Everything isn't just gonna be okay. It doesn't just have to be good. "
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Okay
Everything
Gonna
" I'm thinking that a boy would just be easier to take care of, you know? You don't have to worry about the weaves and the lipsticks and that kinda stuff. "
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" Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president. "
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Awesome
Think
Lot