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" No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace. "

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" Well, basically, when you get SNL, everyone wants to take a meeting, just in case you end up being good. "

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" I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it. "

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" A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always something you're thinking about unconsciously. "

" You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's wrong. This is the last day of the first day of school. Nope, that's worse. This is a day. "

" If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity. "

" I've always looked up to Amy Poehler and, obviously, people like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Mel Brooks, and the 'Monty Python' guys. "

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" It's harder to do anything in the public eye now, in terms of if you're worried about scrutiny or being judged negatively. It's not as much of a free ride. If you're someone who's making film or TV or music, or any kind of art form now, there's a billion outlets, and they all have an opinion. "

" I am actually on Facebook, but I only have one friend. It's a private account, and I have one friend. Mark Zuckerberg. "

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" Speaking from personal experience, I watch zero shows when they air. The only shows I watch live are awards shows or sports. Shows like 'True Detective' and 'Game Of Thrones,' I watch every episode, but I don't watch them as they air, and I think that's becoming the case for people more. "

" If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies. "

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" That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people. "