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" Nothing makes me laugh more than farting. "

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" I've been a big astrophysics nut since I was 12. I have always had a real soft spot for the bizarreness of quantum mechanics. But I gave up on being a scientist in high school - I'm just not that good at math. "

" What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady. "

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Believe In Yourself

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" The first impression that I liked doing was an impression of Cheri Oteri's Barbara Walters impression on 'SNL.' I found that I could mimic that pretty well, and people got a kick out of that. "

First Impression