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" Oh, you know, driving around, coming to a stop sign and an entire family, from 8 to 80, will be looking at me with that Dr. Evil look - pinkie on the mouth. "

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" When you're writing these things, you're in a room making each other laugh, you really have very little sense of political correctness or incorrectness. This is a question that Europe tends to ask and America doesn't. "

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" People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear back those characters. "

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" I love making comedy. I never stopped loving it. I will continue to love it and I can't believe that I get to do it. "

" I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie. "

" My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer. "

" I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. "

" Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. "

" Verne's all about what you can do versus what you can't do. He just kept saying yes and his part kept growing. I would love to work with him in every movie. "

" My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. "

" Canada is a country of ingredients without a cuisine; we're a country with musicians without an indigenous instrument; Toronto's a city that doesn't even have a dish named after it. "

" The interesting thing about life is, there is what you think is going to happen, and what actually happens. "

" I have very happy memories of fairy tales. My mother used to take me to the library in Toronto to check out the fairy tales. And she was an actress, so she used to act out for me the different characters in all these fairy tales. "

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" My Dad was from Liverpool, and he picked it up in the army. He'd often come out with this stuff. "

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" Shooting this one was kind of like a two month party, we would literally play music between takes, and other movies that were shooting on our lot would play hookey, come over and hang out and stuff. We had a great time. "

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" My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who had no sense of humour. "