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" I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. "

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" My parents taught me to do whatever makes you happy - follow your bliss. That's why I don't make a lot of movies. I'm very meat and potatoes when it comes to work, putting in eight hours each day. I only do what I love. "

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