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" People shouldn't go broke making a haunted house. Or, we should pay for our enjoyment, definitely. "

Stephen Graham Jones

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" My uncle Randall always had a book in his hand. He read in the car, he read at restaurants, he read when you were talking to him. He read lots of different things, but mostly it was Louis L'Amour's westerns and contemporary thrillers. "

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" I see so, so many novels written by people who are obviously short story writers. What they end up doing, it's going the full distance, covering three hundred pages or so, but they do it by just writing five or six long stories, and weaving them together, making them interdependent. "

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" Vampires have become tragic or romantic figures. Vampire are largely seduction tales. They're no longer the scary creature in the dark. "

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" Making people laugh is so much more difficult than making them sad. Too much fiction defaults to the somber, the tragic. This is because sad endings are easy in comparison - happy endings aren't at all simple to earn, especially when writing to an audience jaded by them. "

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" Every time I lock my people in a spacecraft or land them on an asteroid, the blood wells up again, and I'm writing horror. Horror's my default setting. It's also where I prefer to write. "

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" You have to want the haunted house to scare you. It completely steals your money to go through with one of those people who shrug it all off, who touch the monsters' faces to show they're fake. "

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" For me, the facts in anything are always secondary. You don't lie convincingly with the truth. You lie convincingly with being a good liar. "

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