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" Sex is like money; only too much is enough. "
John Updike
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" All cartoonists are geniuses, but Arnold Roth is especially so. "
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" A seventeenth-century house tends to be short on frills like hallways and closets; you must improvise. "
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" Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness; its peculiar magnitude permits no shading. "
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" I was an only child. I needed an alternative to family life - to real life, you could almost say - and cartoons, pictures in a book, the animated movies, seemed to provide it. "
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" Memory has a spottiness, as if the film was sprinkled with developer instead of immersed in it. "
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" In any interview, you do say more or less than you mean. "
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" The theme of old age doesn't seem to fascinate Hollywood. "
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" An aging writer has the not insignificant satisfaction of a shelf of books behind him that, as they wait for their ideal readers to discover them, will outlast him for a while. "
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" The writer must face the fact that ordinary lives are what most people live most of the time, and that the novel as a narration of the fantastic and the adventurous is really an escapist plot; that aesthetically, the ordinary, the banal, is what you must deal with. "
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" By the mid-17th century, telescopes had improved enough to make visible the seasonally growing and shrinking polar ice caps on Mars, and features such as Syrtis Major, a dark patch thought to be a shallow sea. "
John Updike
Dark
Thought
Sea
" New York is, of course, many cities, and an exile does not return to the one he left. "
John Updike
Return
Exile
He
" Fiction is burdened for me with a sense of duty. "
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Duty
Sense
" Sometimes it seems the whole purpose of pets is to bring death into the house. "
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Sometimes
Death
" For many years, I read mystery novels for relaxation. But my tastes were too narrow - and, having read all of Agatha Christie and John Dickson Carr, I discovered that the implausibility and the thinness of the people distracted me unduly from the plot. "
John Updike
Plot
Having
Me
" I didn't need to write historical epics, no, or science fiction, though I read a lot of science fiction as a kid and rather liked it. But I didn't have the mentality. "
John Updike
Kid
Need
Science
" The miracle of turning inklings into thoughts and thoughts into words and words into metal and print and ink never palls for me. "
John Updike
Ink
Me
Miracle
" The good ending dismisses us with a touch of ceremony and throws a backward light of significance over the story just read. It makes it, as they say, or unmakes it. A weak beginning is forgettable, but the end of a story bulks in the reader's mind like the giant foot in a foreshortened photograph. "
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Ending
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" I should mention something that nobody ever thinks about, but proofreading takes a lot of time. After you write something, there are these proofs that keep coming, and there's this panicky feeling that 'This is me and I must make it better.' "
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You
Nobody
Better
" I picked up 'On Moral Fiction' in the bookstore and looked up myself in the index, but I didn't read it through. I try not to read things that depress me. "
John Updike
Myself
Me
Things
" A number of American colleges are willing to pay a tempting amount to pinch and poke an author for a day or two. "
John Updike
Two
Day
Number
" The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. "
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Children
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Parents
" New York, like the Soviet Union, has this universal usefulness: It makes you glad you live elsewhere. "
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" A narrative is like a room on whose walls a number of false doors have been painted; while within the narrative, we have many apparent choices of exit, but when the author leads us to one particular door, we know it is the right one because it opens. "
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Door
Walls
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" A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. "
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Year
Patience
Healthy
" Writing makes you more human. "
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More
You
Human
" Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. "
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Eats
Face
Mask
" My transition from wanting to be a cartoonist to wanting to be a writer may have come about through that friendly opposition, that even-handed pairing, of pictures and words. "
John Updike
Transition
Pictures
Words
" A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world. "
John Updike
Quality
People
Men
" There's almost nothing worse to live with than a struggling artist. "
John Updike
Almost
Nothing
Worse
" Eros is everywhere. It is what binds. "
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Eros
Everywhere
Binds