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" So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn't at the beginning. "

Jo Brand

Expression

Style

Beginning

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Doing

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Pilot

Well

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" One of the guys that used to run it - for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a name and thought that'll do. That lasted for a couple of years probably. "

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Looking

Sea

" I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others. "

" Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning. "

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Children

Morning

" I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy. "

" I have seen good nurses and bad nurses. They existed along a continuum: from hard-working, kind and competent people, to office-hugging, bone-idle types, to apathetic, disengaged automatons. "

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Back

World

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Spooky

Night

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