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" Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady. "

Sydney J. Harris

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" When you run into someone who is disagreeable to others, you may be sure he is uncomfortable with himself; the amount of pain we inflict upon others is directly proportional to the amount we feel within us. "

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" The most important thing in an argument, next to being right, is to leave an escape hatch for your opponent, so that he can gracefully swing over to your side without too much apparent loss of face. "

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" Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage. "

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" The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. "

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" The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. "

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" Middle Age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, 'Why not?' and the other, 'Why bother?' "

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" A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive. "

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" The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. "

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" The beauty of 'spacing' children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones - which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones. "

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" Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. "

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