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" Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm. "

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" There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. "

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" One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don't realize there's a lot of craft behind the comedy. "

" I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story. "

" Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. "

" What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat? "

" I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. "

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" I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively. "

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