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" That's how to make a stand-up comedian: You take a person who is uncomfortable and try to squirrel their way out of it through humor. "
W. Kamau Bell
You
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Squirrel
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" As a black person in this country, I am always frustrated by the lack of attention my people's issues get. But at least the news and politicians are talking about not talking about our issues. Native issues are basically ignored. "
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