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" The first eight years of my life, we lived in an abandoned diner - we were basically squatters. "

Cristela Alonzo

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" I love multi-cam. I grew up in a border town in South Texas right next to Mexico, a million miles away from this world... and to me, multi-cams are just like theater. "

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" When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want. "

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" Two brothers and a sister, my niece, my nephew... we're a very small group. We're very close, very tight-knit. We spend every holiday weekend together. "

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" I love the Rio Grande Valley. I always say it's home - Texas is home. I've been out in L.A. a little over ten years, and I still get so excited when I go back home. It just feels comfortable; it makes me smile. "

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" My favorite movie is 'Die Hard.' It doesn't have pinatas and mariachis. It's just a good movie. "

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" My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner. "

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