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" The infomercial business has been good to me. "
" I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell. "
" Life's a pitch, then you buy. "
" You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. "
" Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing. "
" Long live your laundry! "
" Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right? "
" Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air. "
" I love beautiful wood. "
" Hi, Billy Mays here for... "
" I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else. "
" Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day. "
" The best things in life are free - and $19.95. "
" It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. "
" My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products. "
" One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do. "
" I enjoy what I do. I think it shows. "
" It's important for me to sell a product that works. "
" I've done well for myself. "
" When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best. "