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" The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde. "
Amy Schumer
Roles
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Hudson
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" I'm super grateful that there wasn't social media when I was a kid, but that sort of self-doubt crept in at a young age. It's bullying. It's the comments here and there, and maybe somebody says something to you that they don't even mean to be a mean-spirited comment, but they'll just kind of say it to you in passing. "
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Social Media
Grateful
Bullying
" I'm insanely close to my sister. "
Amy Schumer
Sister
Close
" My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college. "
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Theater
Major
Background
" It's really hard for a lot of men to have the woman accomplishing more than them. "
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Really
More
Men
" To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to communicate what you're saying to people. "
Amy Schumer
Great
People
Saying
" People get really turned off by feminism. "
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People
Really
Get
" I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was. "
Amy Schumer
Ford
Thought
Never Forget
" I've always had my wrist slapped for being myself. "
Amy Schumer
Being Myself
Myself
Always
" I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone. "
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Along
Long
Island
" I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies. "
Amy Schumer
Start
Love
Women
" Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me to interact with people for too long. "
Amy Schumer
Shy
Afraid
Long
" I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be. "
Amy Schumer
Someone
True
Feel
" I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that. "
Amy Schumer
Road
Funny
Living
" I think standup is pretty good for an introvert because you are performing, but, I mean, it's on your own terms. There are so many people in the room, but it's a one-sided conversation. And you actually don't have to interact - unless you want to. "
Amy Schumer
Good
Conversation
You
" I am very into making up my own rules. "
Amy Schumer
Up
I Am
Making
" I was always like that, at 5 years old, just demanding equality. I thought it could all be fixed if you called attention to it. "
Amy Schumer
Thought
Equality
Old
" It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny. "
Amy Schumer
Meet
Me
Hard
" I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard. "
Amy Schumer
Hard
Eat
Work
" I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh. "
Amy Schumer
Laugh
Trying
Think
" I am not a racist. "
Amy Schumer
I Am
Am
" I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. "
Amy Schumer
Jokes
Like
Myself
" I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion. "
Amy Schumer
World
Mother
Myself
" A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave. "
Amy Schumer
You
Woman
Tough
" Some men's magazines are just downright offensive. "
Amy Schumer
Magazines
Just
Men