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" The only way to fight a thing like 50 is to stay au courant if it kills you. "
Herb Caen
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" Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it comes away black. Is there a dirtier or more fascinating city anywhere in the land? The answer to both parts of the question has to be positively negative. "
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