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" There's always something funny about men chasing women. "
David Spade
Women
Funny
Men
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" I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. "
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" Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.' "
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" In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. "
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" I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. "
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