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" Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right. "

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" I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. "

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" On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be. "