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" What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. "
Ozzy Osbourne
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" Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! "
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" I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. "
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" I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice. "
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" I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister. "
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