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" Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. "

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" I think anyone who is famous is a moron if they're on Twitter. It's just stupid. "

" You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk. "

" Most of the films I've done haven't done particularly well. I'm surprised I'm continuing to work. "

" Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes. "

" The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.' "

" I'm so lucky to have been raised the way I have, because my parents believed that everyone had the right to their own feelings, opinions, and existence; as long as they weren't harming others, you had to defend those rights. "

" I grew up in a family of storytellers, but Google has destroyed us because you can fact-check everything. We'd always like the stories to be a little better than they were. "

" Anytime there's an actual grassroots movement that isn't funded by people trying to create a grassroots movement, I find that interesting. "

" You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk. "

" I'm the old-fashioned type who prefers to meet a woman in a more normal setting. I don't like to feel that I'm being hunted down. I've always liked to do my own hunting when it comes to meeting women. "

" My parents were disappointed I didn't finish college, and they were really upset when I went to Hollywood to become an actor. I was a big disappointment to them. "

" Without question, I wake every night five times. "

" I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. "

" Hollywood still makes things. We still export a couple billion dollars' worth of product overseas. Original, new product. Some people might not agree that it's original or new, but basically it is. "

" Republicans are good at standing by their candidate. "

" Yes, I slouch. My mother tells me that. "

" I think it's the most responsible thing you can do, to have kids. It's not something to be taken lightly. I don't have that gene that people have to replicate. "

" Directing is really exciting. In the end, it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. "

" The simple truth is that everyone has an opinion, everyone has the right to voice it, and they should if they want to. "

" I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing. "

" The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim. "

" My grandparents back in Kentucky owned a tobacco farm. So, to make money in the summer, we could cut and chop and top and house and strip the tobacco. "

" I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move. "

" On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux - it takes me three minutes to put on a tux - and be out the door in 15 minutes. "

" There's a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it's everything you want. Not just the fame but what it represents, meaning work, meaning opportunity. And then you get there, and it's shocking how immediately you become enveloped in this world that is incredibly restricting. "

" It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen. "

" I find that as you get older, you start to simplify things in general. "

" If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. "

" I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I had of forming important relationships and opinions and life experiences before having success. "

" I enjoy living in a nice house and having a nice life. So I do two or three commercials overseas a year to sort of fill in, because they pay pretty well. "