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" Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. "

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" The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse? "

" People will speak slowly to me sometimes. And they always ask me if I'm all right, because I'm much more low-key and reserved than my character in 'Friends'. "

" I am not afraid if people think Matt LeBlanc in 'Episodes' is who I am - my friends and family know who I am. "

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" You know, I think British comedy is very smart comedy. You don't get too much dumb comedy over here. Or at least I haven't seen it. If I'm wrong about that, I apologize to all the dumb comedy makers over here. "

" Still, on 'Friends', we had some guest-stars who were less than spectacular, not the stunt-casting, but just regular guest-stars, and they weren't particularly great actors, but the material was so good that they scored. It's the writing. "

" I'm not in a rush to do anything. And I wouldn't say I pick and choose. When it comes to producers picking people for roles I don't think it's between me and Tom Cruise, do you know what I mean? "

" I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin. "

" This whole acting thing was always just for me and was always an absolute shot in the dark. If it didn't pan out, I had my hammer and tool belt, banging nails again tomorrow if I had to. "

" Everyone in my family used to work with some kind of tool in their hands every day. That's what we do. That's what I did before I got into acting. "

" I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men. "

" I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know? "

" And if you have great writing, it's really easy, but if it's not so great and you have to work a little harder, I could tell where the work needed to be done but comedy is just fun. "

" I've grown tremendously as an actor by being there. It is comic writing the likes of which I don't know that I'll ever see again and it's been a great, great experience. "

" I'm much more low-key than the characters I've played. "

" You basically have a group of four spies who are chosen for a mission they feel for the fact of how competent they are and how their expertise and they're the right one for the job. But ultimately they find out they've been actually chosen for their incompetence. "

" You can't be funny if you don't have good material. "

" When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist. "

" I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing. "

" I don't like producing. It's a lot of meetings you sit through that amount to nothing. "

" When I was younger and studying acting, I never ever saw myself in the sitcom world; it was drama that really turned me on and still does. "

" In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly. "

" Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform. "

" As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character. "

" But I'm kind of spoilt when it comes to comedy. I was on 'Friends', which was one of the funniest things on television. "

" Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here. "

" I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time. "

" Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on. "

" The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby. "

" Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it. "

" The majority of my background is multi-camera format, which is very broad and a very arch perception of reality. Whereas single camera tends to be more truthful and a little more intimate of a medium. "