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" You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. "
Art Buchwald
Up
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Doing
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" Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? "
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" The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. "
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" If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. "
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" Television has a real problem. They have no page two. "
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" Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. "
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" A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. "
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Bad
Everyone
" I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. "
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Team
Always
" This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. "
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" So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around. "
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Know
Die
" Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. "
Art Buchwald
Time
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