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" A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. "

" At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart. "

Robert Gottlieb

" At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role. "

Donald Sutherland

" Fart jokes still work for me. "

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

" Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop. "

" I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman. "

" I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift! "

" I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance. "

" I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke. "

" If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart. "

George A. Romero

" If you can fart in front of somebody, you know that they love you. "

" If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity. "

" I have no idea how to use social media for anything other than forwarding a good fart joke. "

" I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story. "

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

" I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out. "

" I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. "

" Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. "

Lyndon B. Johnson

" Male writers don't want to be judged in the room. They want to be able to scarf an entire bag of potato chips while cracking fart jokes and making lewd comments without fear of feminine disapproval. But we're your co-workers, not your wives. "

" My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. "

" Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill. "

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