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" Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning. "
" As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently followed by, 'Do you know if they have an accessible toilet?' "
" Bangkok is a toilet without a flush. "
" Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. "
Richard M. Nixon
" Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet. "
" Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. "
" Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse. "
" For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.' "
" France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper. "
" France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper. "
" From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. "
" Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets. "
" Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh. "
Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands
" House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They're so pathetic. "
" I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer. "
" I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet. "
" If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies. "
" If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. "
" I like getting toilet paper thrown at me. "
" I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet? "
" I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress? "
" In many parts of the world, more people have access to a mobile device than to a toilet or running water. "
" I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger. "
" I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited. "
" I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.' "
" It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. "
" It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper. "
" I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day. "
" I've spiked a toilet seat before, a gallon of milk, even eggs. If you say it, I've probably spiked it before. "
" I visited a new cultural center in Shanghai in 2005 that was pretty much perfect, except for the really badly translated Chinglish signs: a handicapped restroom that said 'Deformed Man's Toilet,' that kind of thing. "
David Henry Hwang
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