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" Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. "
Since
Always
Professional
" I don't like Paris so much. "
Like
Paris
Much
" I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks. "
Say
Paint
Mostly
" I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more. "
Video Games
Missed
Got
" I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day. "
Lost
Best Friend
Best
" I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want. "
Any
Country
You
" I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania. "
Pennsylvania
Hospital
Riddle
" I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today. "
Today
Like
Day
" I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen. "
Ideas
Stupid
Think
" I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time. "
Time
Quit
School
" I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money. "
Silly
Giving
MTV
" It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird. "
Weird
Play
People
" It's kinda all about image. "
About
Kinda
Image
" I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. "
Doing
Pretty
Life
" Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.' "
Doing
You
Say
" My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. "
Voice
You
Uncle
" One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes. "
Minutes
Mom
Tried
" Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that. "
Never
Seeing
Up
" Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt. "
Stairs
Learn
Hurt
" Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old. "
Like
Wake Up
Wake
" Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy. "
House
You
Sometimes
" The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks. "
House
Mad
Me
" These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon! "
People
Old
Ground
" The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen. "
Broken
Look
Fall
" When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. "
Wheel
You
Think
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