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" A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see. "
Tough
Man
Grown Man
" As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. "
Accept
Will
Profitable
" Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now? "
Now
Yourself
You
" Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself. "
More
Mind
Dirty
" Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice. "
Should
Twice
Student
" I always wanted to live in a haunted house. "
Wanted
House
Live
" I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants. "
Always
Ants
Practice
" I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him. "
Young Man
Young
Wrong
" If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. "
Will
You
Parents
" I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult. "
Art
Insult
Great
" I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories. "
Love
Hear
My Own
" I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah. "
Think
Die
Book
" In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare. "
Ghost
Ghosts
Miserable
" It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. "
Who
He
Hear
" It's fun for me to go on other folks' talk shows. When you've endured the ups and downs and tensions and pitfalls of hosting, being a guest is a piece of angel food. "
Ups And Downs
You
Fun
" It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions. "
Certain
Class
Go
" It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show. "
Depression
Living
College
" I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books. "
Try
Intellectual
Doing
" Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease. "
Get
Ease
Hobby
" Lawyers work hard and, like us, they're human, many of them. "
Work Hard
Hard
Human
" My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's. "
IQ
Einstein
Albert
" Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently. "
Better
Depression
Irony
" Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. "
Treat
Doing
Finance
" The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal. "
Depression
Good
Brain
" To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. "
Misunderstanding
Me
Label
" You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way. "
Naive
Way
Think
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