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" I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants. "

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" The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal. "

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Misunderstanding

" A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see. "

" I always wanted to live in a haunted house. "

" I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah. "

" Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself. "

" In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare. "

" I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult. "

" Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing. "

" It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions. "

" If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. "

" My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's. "

" Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now? "