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All Quotes by author - Irvin S. Cobb
" A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. "
Defense
Plea
Funeral
" A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. "
Good
People
Person
" An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. "
Line
Been
Epitaph
" As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. "
Understand
Hard Work
Hard
" A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. "
Laugh
Pen
She
" Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. "
Standing
Tragedy
Head
" If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. "
Good
Too
Were
" I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. "
Hope
Nothing
Learned
" Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. "
Emotions
Middle
You
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