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" A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. "
Irvin S. Cobb
" A funeral was a great form of entertainment. A wake was a great form of entertainment. "
Frank McCourt
" A man is known by his works. That I have heard at many a funeral. "
Winslow Homer
" And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. "
Walt Whitman
" An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration. "
Peter Utley
" Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral. "
Charles Lamb
" Funeral by funeral, theory advances. "
Paul Samuelson
" I delayed my father's funeral because of cricket. "
Virat Kohli
" I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. "
Mark Twain
" I expect my immortality will last about six seconds after my funeral. "
Donald Hall
" If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! "
Stan Laurel
" I grew up in a funeral home. Both my parents were morticians. "
Tamara Tunie
" I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. "
Steven Wright
" I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. "
Keith Richards
" I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering! "
Chris Young
" It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral. "
D. H. Lawrence
" I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn't have a vocalist. I didn't get paid. I needed to sing. "
Anita Baker
" I've been a fascinated observer of grand public funerals since I was a kid, starting with the life-altering black-and-white images of President John F. Kennedy's funeral. "
David Horsey
" My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. "
Josh Groban
" Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. "
Demetri Martin
" 'Selfie' is the word du jour, and it became cause celebre at Nelson Mandela's funeral when the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt took a selfie with U.S. President Barack Obama and U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron. "
Richard Quest
" Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral. "
Rosalind Russell
" The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him. "
Jimmy Breslin
" The funeral business is so manipulative emotionally. I would want to be thrown into the sea or burned - something that's not a big hassle. "
Bjork
" When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! "
Rick Wakeman
" When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral. "
Noah Baumbach
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