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All Quotes by author - Jessica St. Clair

" A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school. "

" Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life. "

" Even though Laverne and Shirley were always, like, submitting themselves for medical testing and falling asleep on a date or whatever, they always had each other's back. "

" I can't take a traditional yoga class or anything. I'll just lay down and take a nap on the mat. "

" I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of. "

" If you write for somebody that you know, then your job is so much easier. "

" I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past. "

" In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed. "

" In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.' "

" I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.' "

" It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other. "

" I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning. "

" I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember. "

" I was bored by going to Mommy and Me, and I certainly didn't want to write about it. "

" I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me. "

" I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved. "

" Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors. "

" Lennon has an amazing ability to think before she speaks. She doesn't have to constantly be talking. She just thinks, and when she speaks, it's thoughtful. She's very calm. I'm trying to learn that from her. "

" My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed. "

" Once you figure out what your passion is, surround yourself with like-minded people who can help you grow. "

Surround Yourself

" One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes. "

" The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them. "

" The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it. "

" The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come off. So in between takes, it's just scowling. And then when we are on camera, Bosephus treats me like a piece of meat. I'm repulsed and also attracted to it. "

" The way that UCB taught us to improvise, you always start from an inspiration from your life, something that's happened to you or a friend. And then you put a comic game onto it. It always starts from a place of reality, of truth. "

" We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that. "

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