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" I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember. "

Jessica St. Clair

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" I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past. "

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" I can't take a traditional yoga class or anything. I'll just lay down and take a nap on the mat. "

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" I can't tell you how many bizarre shows at UCB I was a part of. "

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" The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them. "

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" In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.' "

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" Lennon has an amazing ability to think before she speaks. She doesn't have to constantly be talking. She just thinks, and when she speaks, it's thoughtful. She's very calm. I'm trying to learn that from her. "

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" I remember watching 'I Love Lucy' from an early age, 'Laverne & Shirley.' "

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" The way that UCB taught us to improvise, you always start from an inspiration from your life, something that's happened to you or a friend. And then you put a comic game onto it. It always starts from a place of reality, of truth. "

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" One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes. "

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