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" I can't take a traditional yoga class or anything. I'll just lay down and take a nap on the mat. "
Jessica St. Clair
Down
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Anything
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" One of my biggest and most influential was 'The Golden Girls.' That show, I remember specific episodes. "
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" A lot of comedy on television has a reserve to it, and it's a little too cool for school. "
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" Lennon has an amazing ability to think before she speaks. She doesn't have to constantly be talking. She just thinks, and when she speaks, it's thoughtful. She's very calm. I'm trying to learn that from her. "
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" The one piece of advice I would give to all girlfriends - or guy friends, too, I guess - is that if you're going to have a fight in a Baja Fresh parking lot, make sure one of you has an available pair of sunglasses because whoever is crying is going to want to wear them. "
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" The way that UCB taught us to improvise, you always start from an inspiration from your life, something that's happened to you or a friend. And then you put a comic game onto it. It always starts from a place of reality, of truth. "
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" The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it. "
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" I would never knowingly go and date somebody that my friend loved. "
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" We all had jobs that were just fronts. I felt like I was in the mob. I had a job, but that wasn't my real job. My real job was to be an actor. I always knew that and never forgot that. "
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" It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other. "
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" The truth is that when Lennon is Bosephus, she is so mean to me. She can't smile because the mustache will come off. So in between takes, it's just scowling. And then when we are on camera, Bosephus treats me like a piece of meat. I'm repulsed and also attracted to it. "
Jessica St. Clair
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Camera
Me
" Once you figure out what your passion is, surround yourself with like-minded people who can help you grow. "
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" Keegan-Michael Key and Lindsay Sloane are two of the best, literally, just dramatic actors. "
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" I've been trying to cram myself down the throats of America for a longer time than I care to remember. "
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" In Hollywood, normally things don't work out, and dreams are crushed. "
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" I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning. "
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Food
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" My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed. "
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Old
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" I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past. "
Jessica St. Clair
Door
Past
Open
" In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.' "
Jessica St. Clair
Man
Short
Nice
" Darius Rucker is straight up the most charming, handsome man you have ever met in your entire life. "
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Man
You
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" I was so flat-chested in high school that I thought I'd better be funny if guys were going to like me. "
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Thought
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" Even though Laverne and Shirley were always, like, submitting themselves for medical testing and falling asleep on a date or whatever, they always had each other's back. "
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