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" A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. "
Nothing
Your
Questions
" Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. "
Funny
Grow
You
" If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. "
Fact
Fitness
Some
" If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. "
Watch
You
Your
" Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. "
You
Marriage
She
" Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. "
Dating
You
Fool
" People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. "
Want
Week
Day
" Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' "
Secret
Work
Success
" The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. "
Difference
Stock Market
Win
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