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All Quotes by author - Kirstie Alley

" For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression. "

" God gave us intestines for a reason. I'm not keen on surgery. It's too extreme. All it took was one of those plastic surgery shows to see how violent it is. "

" I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. "

" I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere. "

" I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating. So I had to take full responsibility for it. "

" I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies. "

" I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party. "

" I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful. "

" I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat. "

" I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. "

" I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part. "

" I don't smoke pot. I never liked it. "

" I don't think children are any more resilent than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies. "

" If you stop exercising - which I did - and if you stop watching your caloric intake - which I did - you're gonna get fat. "

" I have a hotline to the tabloids. When I get up in the morning, I call the Star, and the last thing at night, I call them. I want them to have the inside track. "

" I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead. "

" I have to be below 140 to really look good. I have to work my legs like crazy. Actually, do you want my real goal? My real goal's always too low. I love the way I look at, like, 128. "

" I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed. "

" I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it. "

" I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that. "

" Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems. "

" I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working. "

" I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother. "

" I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart! "

" I think that probably all religions sound bizarre to the people who are not the practitioners of them. "

" It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. "

" It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun. "

" I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat. "

" I want to be a billionaire, and then I want to change something in the world for real. "

" I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience. "

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