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" I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience. "

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" I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call. "

" Until I separated from Parker, I had never been without them-and it's the hardest thing to share them. But we're trying to give the children the semblance of having whole lives. "

" I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up. "

" There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you. "

" It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun. "

" The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. "

" My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter. "

" It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends. "

" Scientology helps you lose your insanities. One of the keys is, they say, 'You're in charge of your life, buster. You're responsible for any condition you're in.' If I look at it that way, it helps. "

" I always feel like there is some dude out there with money that I could fall back on if I needed to. "

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" Through history, people look for something spiritual. The greatest scientists in the world were men of religion and faith, too. "

" I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat. "

" There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are. "

" I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.' "

" I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat. "

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" For some reason I am one of those people who act like they were born and raised during the Depression. "

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" Look for someone who has a complete life without you in it. If you have a person you don't need for anything, that's ideal. You're just together because you really want to be. "

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" When you're the spokeswoman for a weight-loss program, everything is witnessed. I weigh in once a week with a witness. I have to sign an affidavit saying I cannot have any surgeries. "

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" I don't smoke pot. I never liked it. "