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" As soon as I touched the mic, I knew that's what I would do for the rest of my life. "
Rest
Soon
My Life
" Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention. "
Mean
Attention
Black
" Hate speech and freedom of speech are two different things. "
Freedom
Speech
Hate
" I can't be intimidated by anyone wearing a housecoat. "
Wearing
Anyone
Intimidated
" I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy. "
Intentions
Being
Had
" I honestly believe that people sit behind their computers and just get really brave. "
Believe
Brave
Computers
" I know I'm fly - don't get me wrong. But I don't look, like, standard Hollywood. As a comedian, it's something you learn to use. "
Me
Fly
Know
" I know who I am. "
Am
Who
Know
" I love the people at my job. I love my boss. I love my camera men, I love my crew - because they all surrounded me with straight love. "
Job
Boss
Love
" I met the CEO of Twitter. "
Twitter
Met
CEO
" I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup. "
Really
Good
Win
" I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it. "
You
Medicine
Sick
" It takes a real designer to design for real women. "
Real
Takes
Design
" It was always hard for me to find clothes. "
Clothes
Hard
Me
" I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade. "
Since
Six
Been
" I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love. "
Comedians
Love
How
" I would never quit comedy to make money. I've been doing it, like, 30 years. I still love it. That's my life. "
Quit
Doing
Money
" My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny. "
Tickle
Know
Job
" The big percentage is us, the real people, and we have to say something. You have to speak up. You have to. "
People
Big
Say
" There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.' "
You
Dress
Funny
" Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us. "
People
Day
Laugh
" Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults. "
Unfortunately
Used
Insults
" When my brother passed away... I made a decision that I might die soon, and if I die, I want people to know who I really am. "
Know
Decision
Brother
" When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air. "
Sketch
Air
You
" You can look good. Don't let nobody tell you you can't look good because of your size... or what size your feet is. "
Feet
Good
Look
" You know what makes me mad about 'The Bachelorette?' That, you know, that that chick would get a man. Get me a date. "
Mad
Date
You
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