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" I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy. "
Leslie Jones
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" Hate speech and freedom of speech are two different things. "
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" I take care of everybody. I'm either hugging you or making sure that you're not sick, because my backpack has every kind of medicine in it. "
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" I honestly believe that people sit behind their computers and just get really brave. "
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" It was always hard for me to find clothes. "
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Me
" There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.' "
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