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" When you're writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can't just be out of the air. "
Leslie Jones
Sketch
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" I would never quit comedy to make money. I've been doing it, like, 30 years. I still love it. That's my life. "
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" Hate speech and freedom of speech are two different things. "
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" I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade. "
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" I love the people at my job. I love my boss. I love my camera men, I love my crew - because they all surrounded me with straight love. "
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