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" Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap it up - like three-piece movements in a symphony. "
Like
Together
Story
" Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words. "
Write
Me
Words
" I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that. "
Sure
Wanted
You
" I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here. "
Here
Vegas
Thought
" I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. "
Write
Lot
Joke
" I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love. "
Love
I Love
Get
" If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything. "
Museum
Bible
Want
" I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that. "
Want
Through
Routine
" I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. "
Look
Things
Funny
" I'm an orator, a raconteur. "
Orator
" I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. "
Stories
Stuff
True
" I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. "
Jokes
I Can
Eight
" I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. "
Than
Along
Rather
" It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do. "
Way
Say
Done
" Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's no time for anything to develop. "
Funny
Comedy
Joke
" There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. "
People
Background
Been
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