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All Quotes by author - Victor Borge

" He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. "

" Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. "

" I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. "

" If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. "

" I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. "

" I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. "

" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "

" My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. "

" Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. "

" The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. "

" When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. "

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