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" Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "

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" Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. "

" Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. "

" I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. "

Ellen DeGeneres

" Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. "

" Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. "

" Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. "

" I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. "

" Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. "

" Total absence of humor renders life impossible. "

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

" Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. "

" Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. "

" I love people who have a good sense of humor, tell a good story, tell a good joke. "

" Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles. "

" I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers. "

" Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. "

" I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. "

" When humor goes, there goes civilization. "

" Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. "

" Humor is reason gone mad. "

" My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns. "

" I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. "

" In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. "

Thomas Jefferson

" When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. "

" I think I have always had a little humor. "

" I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor. "

" Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. "

" The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. "

" You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor. "

" Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. "