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All Quotes by author - Yogi Berra

" All pitchers are liars or crybabies. "

" Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. "

" A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know. "

" Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. "

" A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. "

" Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical. "

" Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. "

" Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical. "

" Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. "

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" Even Napoleon had his Watergate. "

" Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. "

" He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. "

" How can you think and hit at the same time? "

" I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing. "

" I always thought that record would stand until it was broken. "

" I didn't know much about golf growing up. "

" I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em. "

" I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it. "

" I don't mean to be funny. "

" I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. "

" If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work. "

" If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em. "

" If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them? "

" If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. "

" If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. "

" If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. "

" If you come to a fork in the road, take it. "

" If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. "

" If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot. "

" I guess I've got a smart wife. "

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