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" A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh. "

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" I like to see my parents, and they like it when I'm around. "

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" The thing they don't tell you about a Tough Mudder is that, for all the adrenaline pumping and barbed-wire-bicep-tattoo sporting, a lot of the day is fairly idyllic and contemplative. I hadn't spent so much time jogging through the woods in years - or ever. "

" Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky. "

" I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian. "

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" I grew up in the Boston suburbs and inherited a stubborn New England refusal to acknowledge frigid temperatures. "

" Nonresidents have a tendency to rush their visits to Harlem. "

" I played sports because I think it's mandatory in the greater Boston area regardless of your aptitude. It's like, well, what else would you be doing? "

" I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts. "

" For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material. "

" I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn't feel like I was pushing myself. I could get work in New England and not have to travel too much. "

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" I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows. "