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" A vest is just a totem reminding you that some people dress well, and you can be one of those people. "
Josh Gondelman
People
Some People
Well
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" I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo. "
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" I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round. "
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" A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal. "
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" I like to see my parents, and they like it when I'm around. "
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" I'm skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows. "
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" The thing they don't tell you about a Tough Mudder is that, for all the adrenaline pumping and barbed-wire-bicep-tattoo sporting, a lot of the day is fairly idyllic and contemplative. I hadn't spent so much time jogging through the woods in years - or ever. "
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" I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic. "
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" When I was young - like, young young - I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My taste was, like, all over the place. I wouldn't even call it taste. It was just like, what was there. "
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" In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot. "
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" Toughing out the winter is a dedication to my heritage, both in terms of not going 'soft' by kowtowing to nature's volatility and staying physically close to my family in New England. I don't run from that kind of pressure. "
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" I had a Screech-from-'Saved by the Bell' kind of vibe in that I hung out with people and had friends while having, like, big, curly hair and being generally a dork. "
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" Often, when I leave the house, I dress for comfort. On my better days, I shoot for 'matching.' "
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" I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts. "
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Boston
" I grew up in the Boston suburbs and inherited a stubborn New England refusal to acknowledge frigid temperatures. "
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" I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for entry to get started. "
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" I don't want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian. "
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" When you're confined to a hospital bed, there aren't many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors and nurses, hoping that one of them will bring you closer to going home. "
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" For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material. "
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" Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky. "
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" Nonresidents have a tendency to rush their visits to Harlem. "
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" A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh. "
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" I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn't feel like I was pushing myself. I could get work in New England and not have to travel too much. "
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