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" Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' "
Dylan Moran
Say
Children
Funny
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" You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way. "
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Innocent
Giving
Walk
" You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself. "
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Yourself
Everyone
" I'm organised in some ways, but not in others. "
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" I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that are like a lot of other people. There can be a bit of a herd mentality, and that's obviously less interesting because there's less going on. I'm just being totally frank with you. "
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Stand
Stand Up
You
" My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something. "
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Myself
Think
You
" If you're a comic, you don't have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I've written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That's one hell of a long speech. I've always had problems with that. "
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Problems
Long
Hell
" It probably says something really clinically terrible about my character that I need to get up on a stage and go 'Ra ra ra' in front of people. "
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Character
Stage
Up
" I actually very rarely see comedy myself, and although I admire the work of some comics, it does come from all over, so I'll get a charge out of some fiction writers and poets. "
Dylan Moran
Comedy
Work
See
" I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. "
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Help
Day
Good
" I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well. "
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Own
Feel
Like
" I would never really analyse what I do. I leave that to other people - I'm not a critic. I just want to get on with whatever I have in hand, you know? Just try to make the best job of the available material. "
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Job
People
Try
" I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything. "
Dylan Moran
Reputation
Famous
Time
" I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of very, very heavy set people who believe in whatever they were told, because they didn't seem to get out very much or be interested in leaving where they were. They just didn't seem that curious, and I find that a little hard to deal with. "
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Leaving
Back
Believe
" Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. "
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Time
Long
Long Time
" I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. "
Dylan Moran
Office
Very
Thought
" I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised... yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure. "
Dylan Moran
Best
Feeling
Great
" I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than no money and they give me about a week's notice. That's my film career, most of the time. "
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Week
Phone
Money
" A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention. "
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People
Men
Mad
" When I was young, all the politicians looked like ancient Latin teachers or greengrocers. They were mumbly, stumbly men with their hair blowing in their eyes, walking into trees, opening the wrong door. They had no idea how to present themselves. "
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Walking
Trees
Door
" Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written. "
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Look
Soon
You
" The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity. "
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Still
Even
Mysterious
" I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know? "
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System
Political
Go
" I don't really think of myself as an actor. "
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Myself
Think
Really
" You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them. "
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Myself
Chance
Great
" You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat. "
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Learn
Anything
Go
" The terror of failure can make you feel like a failure. So a bunch of people think you're not very good at your thing. How much do you invest in what they say? How much do you care? Failure is not putting yourself on the line. "
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Yourself
Think
Failure
" Irish people give big hellos and very little goodbyes. Unless they're female, and then they spend five hours talking in the doorway to the person that's leaving their house. "
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Leaving
Talking
Person
" What I prefer is an audience who listen. And are intelligent. Which I try and assume every audience is. And that if something goes wrong, it's generally my fault and not theirs. "
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Audience
Who
Intelligent
" I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine. "
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I Am
Young
Writing
" If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. "
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Might
Roads
Up