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" Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. "
Alan Perlis
Science
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" In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'. "
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" In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. "
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" Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress. "
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" The computing field is always in need of new cliches. "
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" Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble? "
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" It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical. "
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" If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up. "
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