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" The best book on programming for the layman is 'Alice in Wonderland'; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman. "

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" I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it. "

" If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. "

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