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" Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid. "

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" I had a lot of coaches growing up that were very hard on the kids in the name of building character, but it could have the opposite effect on kids. "

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" I think when someone who's known for doing drama does a comedy but just tries to be funny, that's a mistake. "

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" How did I end up in films with people like Keira Knightley... all these beautiful leading ladies and me - it's kind of shocking. "

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" They love 3-D. It's fun to watch a movie in 3-D with your children or with a group of children because you see the kids in front of you from time to time reaching up. You see little hands reaching up to grab things that they think are right there. I think it's remarkable and it does obviously, literally, add another dimension to the movie. "

" Even the most self-confident people, at one point of their lives, felt like outsiders or felt like they weren't being heard or seen or witnessed in some way. "

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