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" Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.' "

Melissa McCarthy

Proud

Three

She

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You

" Ben and I live like hermits. The night of a concert, we'll be like, 'Do you think we can get tickets?' And everybody is like, 'No, why didn't you do this earlier?' "

" I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life. "

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Jeans

Life

" I love a house project. "

" In my 20s, I used to cry about why I wasn't thinner or prettier, but I want to add that I also used to cry about things like, 'I wish my hair would grow faster. I wish I had different shoes...' I was an idiot... It's a decade of tears. "

" I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls. "

" If somebody's doing something, and you're laughing, and at the same time you're so embarrassed for them, it's my absolute kind of favorite type of laugh. "

" Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought. "

" When I went to college, I did clothing and textiles. It really wasn't until I moved to New York, my second night in, I did stand-up. I took a wild left turn, and instead of going back and finishing school at FIT, I started doing stand-up and acting. "

" When I go shopping, most of the time I'm disappointed. "

Melissa McCarthy

Shopping

Most

" I have caught my reflection and thought, 'Oof. That girl is struggling. That girl is tired.' I've had mornings where I'm like, 'Oh God, I have weird hair.' "

Melissa McCarthy

Hair

Reflection

" When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone. "

" I've been every size in the world. Parts of my twenties, I was in great shape, but I didn't appreciate it. 'If I was a 6 or an 8,' I thought, 'Why aren't I a 2 or a 4?' "

" I see teenagers or people who are 21 and think, 'I was an idiot at that age.' I was running around New York like a crazy woman. Thank God I only had three and a half cents to my name. I was too immature to handle success then. "

" I believe it matters how you treat people. I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done. I have a lovely relationship with God, although when I've lost someone or I've seen a sick child, I've had conversations with Him in which I've had to ask, 'How can that be right?' "

" One of the best parts of a woman's body is that curve, and I go a little bit higher on all of my things to show off the best part of the hourglass. "

Melissa McCarthy

Body

Best

" It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. "

" I was always Missy, never Melissa. I went to college, and I thought it was so much more interesting to go by a different name, and then it just kind of stuck. "

Melissa McCarthy

Thought

College

" Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics. "

" There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there's eight funny guys and two women who don't have any opinion or humour. "

" I'm like a three-and-a-half, four-hour-a-night sleeper. It's not enough to function. "

Melissa McCarthy

Function

Sleeper

" I loved the playfulness of fashion. I think maybe that's why I became an actress. You put on one outfit and feel one way, and another one will make you feel another way. Clothes are a wonderful tool. "

" I don't sleep, but I've got two little kids that don't sleep, either. "

" I've always had mostly gay male friends. "

" Jason Statham is funny, I never knew that. "

" Funny is funny, and it can come in 8 billion different shades and flavors, so I think it's silly to kind of limit it. "

" I love a woman who's solid in her shoes. "

" I'm obsessed with 'Call The Midwife.' "

" You look much better when you're comfy. "