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" Every generation has someone who steps outside the norm and offers a voice for the unspeakable attitudes of that time. I represent everything that's supposed to be wrong, everything that's forbidden. "

Sam Kinison

Wrong

Voice

Generation

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Church

Ozzy

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Sam Kinison

Attracted

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" I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian. "